I can't imagine anyone would want to be a bodyguard for Kim Jong-Il, this is insane. "From the minute you wake up, he makes you hit stuff continually". Aren't parents supposed to teach their kids not to let people hit them in the faces with 20lb sledgehammers? I blame the schools.
Also, I'm not making a separate post for this because of it's NSFW language. The scene from Pulp Fiction between Jules and Bret, done in typography. I never knew that was a word before, but wish all movies were like this.